Significant Seven

Amazon.com has a list of seven "significant" questions that it likes to ask its favorite authors. I asked Bored Dominatrix and this was her reply:

Q: What book has had the most significant impact on your life?
A: The Journal of Bored Dominatrix.

Q: You are stranded on a desert island with only one book, one CD, and one DVD--what are they?
A: I'm stranded on a desert island equipped with a functioning CD player, a DVD player and a TV? COOL! I hope there's a decent shower with plenty of hot water too....

Q: Ahem. Suspend your disbelief. Play along. Answer the freakin' question.
A: Book: The Journal of Bored Dominatrix. CD: Bored Dominatrix Sings the Smiths. DVD: How to Build a Boat out of Coconut Trees and Escape from a Desert Island.

Q: What is the worst lie you've ever told?
A: The Mormon Church is true. (I don't really except to be forgiven for that lie in this lifetime. At least, I haven't forgiven myself. That lie is why I HAD to become a dominatrix, you know.)

Q: Describe the perfect writing environment.
A: A desert island equipped with a functioning CD player, a DVD player, a TV, a decent shower with plenty of hot water, and a brand new computer.

Q: If you could write your own epitaph, what would it say?
A: OK, now I'm REALLY bored.

Q: Who is the one person living or dead that you would like to have dinner with?
A: David Bowie, especially if he'd stick around for breakfast too.

Q: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
A: Flying. (That way I could get the hell off that goddamned desert island.)